Once again we’re celebrating here at Thomas Ryan, as many wonderful things have happened. This explains our lack of activity online, but it is also the reason we are still here.
There is much to celebrate:
- This is our 80th post!
- Thomas Ryan successfully completed Zombie hand-to-hand combat training.
- The aliens dropped their lawsuit.
- Tom Cruise is single and on the market again!
- We now have a certified Zombologist on staff.
- We also have a certified Ufologist as well.
- And so much more!
In short, we are ready to survive the end of the world-or 21 DEC 2012-whichever comes first.
We’re very excited, and can’t wait to test our new Jello-lined Zombie-proof vests.