- Can we hurry this up? I really have to poop.
- Jesus came to me in a vision and told me I’d get this job.
- What would my former employer say about me? Nothing, he/she died mysteriously.
- I took the liberty of learning where you live.
- I do have experience with windows-I’ve sneaked through a lot of them.
- Does this job require travel? I’m wanted in seven states.
- I don’t know why there are gaps in my employment history either.
- Rest assured, I believe everything on my CV is accurate.
- If hired, I may have to take some time off soon, depending on the verdict.
- Why do I want to work here? Because I need a fucking job, that’s why!
Thomas Ryan – email@example.com