PRISON SURVIVAL 101: Your first day in the cell block

When people learn I was a state Correctional Officer for 10 years, they always ask me what advice I would give a person who was sent to prison for the first time.

Well, that’s easy.  What that person needs to do first thing when they get assigned to a cell block is, go up to the biggest, baddest and meanest mother-f%cker in the block…and start dating him-EXAMPLE:

A group of inmates to the new fish: “Hey bitch, give it up or we’ll beat your ass!”

The new fish: “Honeyyyy, they’re at it again.”

The bad-ass mo-fackey: “What’d I tell you mother-f%ckers about that shit!?”

The group of inmates walks away grumbling.

The new fish:  “Thanks, baby-and oh yeah, your laundry’s done and folded.

See, surviving prison is just that easy-but don’t take my word for it.  Just ask the new fish who can now shower in peace and safety.

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